(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Fozzie Bear

Ryan Dosier – I know what you’re thinking… Casey Daron usually writes the (Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes pieces! Well, you would be right. But Casey is busy, and we needed a fun article for today… so here we are spotlighting that furry, fuzzy, funny-man… fabulous, free-wheeling, fast and frantic, Fozzie Bear!

“My problem was my need to tell jokes.”
“Yeah! That was our problem too!”
~ Fozzie Bear and Floyd Pepper, The Muppet Show Episode 311

“No, he’s not gonna sell your plunger.”
~ Fozzie Bear to Gonzo, The Muppet Movie

“If you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes just like ginger ale!”
~ Fozzie Bear, The Great Muppet Caper

“Oh Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?”
“Oh, just for the halibut!”
~ Rowlf the Dog and Fozzie Bear, The Muppet Show Episode 301

“We should travel by map!” 
~ Fozzie Bear, The Muppets

“Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing!”
~ Fozzie Bear as Squire Trelawney, Muppet Treasure Island 

“There was this sailor, who was so fat–“
“How fat was he?!”
“He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all…”
~ Fozzie Bear and a Drunken Sailor, The Muppet Movie

The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com

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