Greetings, Constantine fans! We are so happy to announce that inspiration has struck and we’ve realized that running website about Muppets is stupid idea. Ryan Dosier has been fired and Ryan Doschevtsky has taken place. He understands Constantine on an internal level. Forget about what you’ve heard from other Muppet websites, we are Number One source for all things Constantine!
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Disclaimer: We do not care about giving you what you want. We do not even care about website. Who cares?
The Constantine Mindset by Ryan Doschevtsky