Little Shop of Horrors – Halloween Edition

Halloween Edition

This week we’re celebrating the scary spooky holiday, Halloween!  LOOK OUT, THERE’S A BAT BEHIND YOU!

Jarrod Fairclough – Welcome, children, to the darkest regions of the internet.  Here danger lurks around every corner, crawling and creeping and scurrying in the shadows.  Halloween is upon us, the dead are arising and children in Elsa costumes are going crazy because that one house gave them 6 full size Twix bars.

What creepy Muppet things have we found online this time?  Let’s take a look, shall we?

Gonzo maskGonzo Mask

This Gonzo mask is a stock standard in the costume world, readily available online.  But let’s be honest – it’s terrifying. Absolute night-mare fuel.  Why?  Those giant eye holes! Surely there could be a way for them to have worked the eyes in a better way, but this is absolutely horrific.  It looks like Gonzo’s nostrils have been stretched out!

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Fozzie Bear costume

I don’t hate this costume.  It looks like Fozzie, which is the main thing.  It comes with pants, which is different than a lot of the Muppet costumes out there.  The tie looks great, the hat works, as does the shape of the head.
So how come I feel like Fozzie is staring deep in to my soul trying to find my fears and use them against me?

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Kermit, Fozzie and Gonzo Costumes

Literally the only reason I’m posting this is because it’s amazing to see a Gonzo costume that includes the much debated chili pepper shirt.  I might buy it.  Also, see what I mean with the whole no pants thing?

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Ernie costume

Ernie was an innocent.  He didn’t know why Jigsaw decided to torture him.  Bert didn’t know what had happened when he came home to find this on the floor.

Piggy mask

Miss Piggy mask

This is a thing that exists.  This is a thing that we all have to come to terms with, because it exists somewhere in the world, and there’s probably more of them, and they’ll end up being the death of all of us.

Big Bird mask

Big Bird mask

I…  Um…  Look, I’m sorry that I’ve unleashed this on the world.  By looking in to it’s lifeless eyes, you have given permission for the devil to take your souls, and the demon wearing this mask will feast on your innards.  Run, run from here!  It’s too late for me—-

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