Sigh – What Kind of Pizza Would Each Muppet Order?

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Jarrod Fairclough – I’ve had control over this site for more than 6 months now.  In that time we’ve written some fantastic posts, we’ve introduced some new article series, and we’ve all had a great time.  But sometimes we’ve had to cop out, and this is one of those times.  You see, I’m in the process of getting almost 2 weeks worth of articles written and scheduled as I’ll be in Los Angeles and won’t have time to write any.  I’m creatively a little tapped, so I asked original Mindset founder Ryan Dosier for an idea, and he responded with ‘What kind of pizza would each Muppet order?’.  I called him Buzzfeed, but now I’m the fool because I’m out of ideas.  So, I reluctantly bring you What kind of pizza would each Muppet order?

animal pizza

ANIMAL – Loaded Meatlovers
I mean, let’s be real here.  Animal is hardcore, so he wants a hardcore pizza.  Spicy salami, plenty of ham, loaded with beef and smothered in a barbecue sauce.

Pepe pizza

PEPE – Garlic Prawn
Then he’d be horrified because it’s not what he thought it would be.  He just thought he’d have bad breath for the night, okay.

Kermit pizza

KERMIT – Vegetarian
In order to stay away from any karate chops, Kermit isn’t going anywhere near any pork products. Plus, he loves his greens!

Gonzo pizza

GONZO – Supreme
Gonzo needs a supreme pizza for his supreme lifestyle.  Plus, there’s no chicken on it.

Fozzie pizza

FOZZIE – Cheese
Fozzie doesn’t add any other toppings.  They all cost too much dough.  Get it?  Dough?  Wocka Wocka!

Piggy pizza

MISS PIGGY – Family Size Mega Pizza with the Lot, and instead of ham and bacon, add more cheese.
She is a pig, after all.

Bunsen pizza

BUNSEN – Hot Chili Beef
It’s the perfect pizza to test his ‘Chili desensitization’ spray on, except it makes the chili much hotter, which causes steam to emerge from Beaker’s head.

rizzo pizza

RIZZO – Whatever Pizza Rat was having?
He tried calling Pizza Rat, they were old friends, but Pizza Rat seems to have changed his phone number.  Fame really changed him.

Do you agree or disagree with these choices?  Do you agree that this was a waste of everyone’s time?  I could really go some pizza right now…

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One thought on “Sigh – What Kind of Pizza Would Each Muppet Order?

  1. Hang in there, Jerrod! You’ve been doing a great job… don’t be afraid of taking a break now and then. Enjoy your time in L.A.!

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