The Diary of an Obsessed (British) Muppet Fan, Part 2

Last known location of TBC Dear Diary,Have I ever mentioned how much I adore the way your binding curves so delicately? Well, if I have not, allow me to do so now. It is just so perfectly bindery. You are very welcome. What is that? Pardon me? Oh, well, thank you. I agree that my…

The Diary of an Obsessed (British) Muppet Fan

Dear Diary, TBC – No real picture available I imagine you were wondering why it is that Ryan has not been spending much time with you lately…well, is it not obvious? I kidnapped the feature in order to attempt a subtle but effective blackmail take down of Ryan so that, finally, the blog would be…

The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Rocky Mountain Holiday

The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry 7, May 2, 2010 Dear Diary,Is it bad that I’m too tired to come up with something rude to say to you? …Don’t give me that look! You don’t know my life! You just automatically assume that I’m tired because I was out late fondling some…

The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – The Great Muppet Caper

The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry 6, April 25, 2010 Dear Diary, Don’t say a word. I am not in the mood to deal with your incessant nagging, diary. I had a long night with–my mother. Yes, she took me out… sewing. Thankfully I recovered pretty well by watching The Great Muppet…

The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan…or Two.

The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry 4, March 7, 2010 Dear Diary, Dairy, diary, give me your answer, do. For I am half crazy all for my love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t actually afford a¬†carriage, but you’d look sweet up on a seat of a bicycle…