Last known location of TBC Dear Diary,Have I ever mentioned how much I adore the way your binding curves so delicately? Well, if I have not, allow me to do so now. It is just so perfectly bindery. You are very welcome. What is that? Pardon me? Oh, well, thank you. I agree that my…
Dear Diary, TBC – No real picture available I imagine you were wondering why it is that Ryan has not been spending much time with you lately…well, is it not obvious? I kidnapped the feature in order to attempt a subtle but effective blackmail take down of Ryan so that, finally, the blog would be…
The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry 7, May 2, 2010 Dear Diary,Is it bad that I’m too tired to come up with something rude to say to you? …Don’t give me that look! You don’t know my life! You just automatically assume that I’m tired because I was out late fondling some…
The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry 6, April 25, 2010 Dear Diary, Don’t say a word. I am not in the mood to deal with your incessant nagging, diary. I had a long night with–my mother. Yes, she took me out… sewing. Thankfully I recovered pretty well by watching The Great Muppet…
The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry 5, April 11, 2010 Dear Diary,It’s been quite awhile, hasn’t it? Well, to be blunt, I just thought we could use some time apart. You were coming up on my last nerves and I just had to get out. Where have I been? Like that’s any…
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, penguins of all ages… I have returned. Yes, it’s true. What? Oh, no, no. I don’t need the fanfare or the parade… well, if you insist. Well, now that we’ve gotten that over with… Welcome back to The Muppet Mindset! Yes, I’m just as surprised as you are to…
The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry 4, March 7, 2010 Dear Diary, Dairy, diary, give me your answer, do. For I am half crazy all for my love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t actually afford a carriage, but you’d look sweet up on a seat of a bicycle…
The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry 3, February 28, 2010 Diary, I’m hoooooome! Is dinner ready? Ugh. Meatloaf again? What do you do all day? Didn’t I page you four times while I was at work to remind you not to make meatloaf again? Blech. Luckily, I’m not here for the food.…
The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry 2, February 21, 2010 Dear Diary,It’s me, Ryan. Did you miss me? I’m not going to lie, I didn’t miss you. Don’t give me that look! Maybe if you lost a couple of pages and actually tried with your appearance I wouldn’t be so bored with…
This is a new series on The Muppet Mindset where I keep a diary all about the Muppet things I’ve watched over the past week. I’ll explain more in the actual diary. I just thought I should preface it with these pesky italics. Aren’t they wonderful, folks?The Diary of an Obsessed Muppet Fan – Entry…
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