Written by Mark Hansen. SNAKE WALKER Performed by…Scott Walker Appeared in…The Muppet Movie (1979) What he does…Kill frogs Memorable quote…“Kill frogs.” WHO IS SNAKE WALKER?Very little is known about Mr. Walker, but his legacy looms large in Muppet history. Doc Hopper, charmed by Kermit the Frog’s natural charisma, insists he become the national spokesfrog for…
Today’s Weekly Human Wednesday post was written by Kyle Mahoney. Kyle wishes to apologize for his long absence from writing for the Weekly Human Wednesdays series. He was stuck in a bank vault for three months with only Honey Nut Cheerios to eat. It was rough. LONG JOHN SILVER Performed by…Tim Curry Appeared in…Muppet Treasure…
Today’s post is written by Kyle Mahoney. GARY Performed by…Jason Segel Appeared in…The Muppets (2011) Family…Walter (brother) Significant other…Mary Memorable quotes…“Walter? Okay… this is awesome. We’re at Kermit’s house.” “Walter and I are great sewers!” WHO IS GARY?Gary is an all-American boy from Smalltown, USA. He was on the baseball team, was in scouts, and…
Today’s Weekly Human Wednesday article is written by Kyle Mahoney and comes in honor of The Muppet Christmas Carol releasing on Blu-ray yesterday. Be sure to read our review of the release. EBENEEZER SCROOGE Performed by…Michael Caine Only appearance…The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Best known role…Curmudgeonly money lender; Bob Cratchit’s Employer; former business partners of…
Today’s article is written by frequent contributor Kyle Mahoney. DOC HOPPER Performed by…Charles Durning Only appearance…The Muppet Movie (1979) Best known role…Owner of Doc Hopper’s French Fried Frog’s Legs; businessman; ruthless hunter of Kermit the Frog and company Friends…He thought Max was his friend, but he was wrong. Memorable Quotes…“No frog’s gonna make a monkey…
Today’s article, as with all the articles in the Weekly Human Wednesdays series, is written by Kyle Mahoney. THE MAN Performed by…Jim Henson (1964) Only appearance…Jim Henson’s Time Piece (1964) Best known role(s)…Secretary ogler, Tarzan impersonator, elephant painter Family…A wife (played by Enid Cafritz) Memorable quote…“Help.” WHO IS THE MAN?The man is… we’re not too…
Written by Kyle Mahoney. JARETH Performed by…David Bowie (1986) First appearance…Labyrinth (1986) Most recent appearance…Jim Henson’s Return to Labyrinth (TOKYOPOP Manga) (2010) Best known role…King of the Goblins; Master of the Labyrinth; granter of wishes Enemies…Sarah Williams, Sir Didymus, Ludo, Hoggle WHO IS JARETH?Jareth is the ruler of Goblin City and the Labyrinth that surrounds…
As always, today’s Weekly Human Wednesday post is written by Kyle Mahoney. BOB Performed by…Bob McGrath (1969-present) First appearance…Sesame Street Season 1: Episode 0001 (1969) Most recent appearance…Jim Henson’s Musical World (2012) and will appear in Sesame Street Season 43 Best known role… Sesame Street’s resident music teacher; person in your neighborhood; member of “The…
The Weekly Human Wednesdays series is written by Kyle Mahoney. THE STORYTELLER Performed by…John Hurt First appearance…The Storyteller Episode 101: “Hans My Hedgehog” (1987) Best known role…Old man who spends his time in his castle telling stories with his Dog; former prisoner/storyteller to a king. Friends and family…The Dog, and a possible nameless wife (it’s…
Today’s article marks the beginning of a new bi-weekly spinoff series Weekly Human Wednesdays written by friend of the blog Kyle Mahoney. Every other week, Kyle will spotlight a different human character in a Muppet production, giving me a break from updating Weekly Muppet Wednesdays every single Wednesday. Enjoy! JEROME “DOC” CRYSTAL Performed by… Gerry…
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